Me: You know how smoke from fire gets trapped in your lungs and coats them in smoke so it's hard to breath? I want that to happen to *someone I hate at the moment in time* but right before they pass out fire catches there clothes and they burn to DEATH.
Friends: Woah slow down there.
Me out loud: Okie.
My mind: WTH DO YOU MEAN SLOW DOWN I COULD GO INTO ACTUAL DETAILS ABOUT THAT SHIT WHAT DO YOU MEEEEAAANNN SLOW DOWN?!